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Merkin Oil

My miracle Merkin Oil is for "down there" or anywhere! Light and luxurious apricot kernel oil and hydrating virgin organic hemp seed oil keep this all-around body hair oil light and luxurious. From your pits to your tits, from your head to your hedgerow, Merkin Oil is good for hair wherever it's found.

Scented with pink lady apples and clary sage, your merkin will smell good enough to eat*!

*but it probably won't taste great, so keep that in mind.

  • 30ml of Merkin Oil in a cobalt or amber bottle (dealer's choice) with a plastic cone applicator lid.

Contains: Apricot seed oil, virgin organic hemp seed oil, fractionated coconut oil, fragrance oil

Discontinue use if you experience any type of allergic or adverse reaction. Obviously.

Illustrations by Alex "I Will Illustrate Literally Any Absurd Concept" MoeHagen