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Bear Oil - Beard Oil for Bears (and People)
$18.00

Bear Oil - Beard Oil for Bears (and People)

This woodsy cedar and warm amber blend is macho enough for the most fragile masculinity, but elevated enough for the most discerning leather daddy.

I used my Trained Brainmeats™ to concoct a luxurious base of apricot kernel oil, virgin organic hemp seed oil, and avocado oil that will tame the unruliest fur, nourish and hydrate without feeling greasy.

Yes, it is formulated for beards. Yes, you can use it anywhere. Yes, it was a typo.

Bear oil comes in a 30ml cobalt bottle with cone applicator lid. Contains fragrance oil, apricot kernel oil, virgin organic hemp seed oil and avocado oil. Available unscented.